In my first passionate sexual awakening, I made sweet sweet love to my housekeeper, Isabelle.

As you've probably heard, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence early Saturday morning after her convertible struck a curb, and investigators found what they believe is cocaine at the scene.  This is, of course, her third accident in two years, and since she's only 20 she definitely should not be drinking.  Her drinking problems have already landed her in rehab once, though it's evident that it did absolutely nothing for her.  I'm hoping a judge will take lead from Paris Hilton's case and through Lindsay in jail for awhile.  It's about the only option left that might do her some good.