But then she went to work, and her boss told her to go home and not to come back. How horrible is that?

I think I might do some reading and see if that does the trick. Of course by the time I do fall asleep, it'll probably be time to wake up for work. Damn!
At least this is a good book that I'm reading.
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Here's mine...
Opening Credits: Green Day--Brain Strew
Waking Up: Blink 182--The Rock Show
First Day at School: Nick Cannon--Gigolo
Falling in Love: U2--Numb (New Mix)
Fight Song: Goo Goo Dolls--January Friend
Breaking Up: Bon Jovi--Welcome To Wherever You Are
Prom: Linkin Park--What I've Done
Life's OK: Ne-Yo--Mirror
Mental Breakdown: Ryan Adams--This Is It
Driving: The Fray--Hundred
Flashback: Rent--Seasons of Love
Getting Back Together: Martina McBride--Help Me Make It Through The Night
Wedding: Kylie Minogue--Can't Get You Out Of My Head
Final Battle: Limp Bizkit--Behind Blue Eyes
Death Scene: P. Diddy--Girl I'm A Bad Boy
Funeral Song: Barenaked Ladies--These Apples
End Credits: Jennifer Lopez--Be Mine
I can't wait.

My question, however, concerns the poor child on the right. Could those shorts be any tighter? They look like they're painted on. Talk about a serious wedgie.
Although they had pre-screened a woman who was designated her cell mate, for the time being Hilton will be in solitary 23 out of 24 hours every day. The one hour that she's out, she's not really out. Hilton will be allowed to shower, use a phone and watch TV in a small pod adjacent to her cell.
Paris' lawyer just released a statement from Hilton: "I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes."
Hilton added, "This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence."
"Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression," the 25-year-old pop star writes. "I was like a bad kid running around with ADD (attention deficit disorder)."
Spears completed a monthlong stay at a luxury Malibu rehabilitation treatment facility in March after a series of run-ins with the paparazzi that included a stop at a San Fernando Valley hair salon, where she was caught on video shearing her own locks. Other photos splashed across the Internet appeared to reveal Spears out partying wearing nothing underneath her short skirts.
She was seen going out with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan after filing for divorce from aspiring rapper Kevin Federline last November, just two months after giving birth to their second child, Jayden James. The pair also have an older son, Sean Preston, now 20 months.
The couple reached a divorce settlement in March.
"I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce," writes Spears. "I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn't know who to go to."
"I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost," she writes.
"I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life," she continues. "You never know another person's intentions or what another person wants. ... I have had to cut so many people out of my life."
Spears also says she is "having to face a lot of things" as she raises her two young sons. "A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again," she writes. "It is like we are never good enough."
Explaining her recent behavior, she says: "I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce."
"I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or `Good Morning America,'" she says. "I am only human people and I love you for still loving me."
She closes by saying: "We will never really understand or figure out life completely. That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him ... or her. Love, Britney."
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